Watch Ninja Badass

Hold onto your egg rolls for the acclaimed ninja adventure filled with bullets, blades and hot babes! The Ninja VIP Super Club is doing a slow drag across the American Midwest, culminating in female sacrifice. When they kidnap a super hot babe that local scumbag Rex (acclaimed filmmaker Ryan Harrison) has his eyes on - it's up to him to become the ninja badass to steal her back. Then she can have his babies!