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Vampires Suck Extended Version is a hilarious parody of the Twilight series, directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. It stars Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen, a brooding vampire who falls in love with a human, and Chris Riggi as Jacob White, his rival werewolf. The movie opens with Becca Crane (played by Jenn Proske), a clumsy and awkward high school student, moving to Sporks, Washington, a town overrun by vampires and werewolves. Becca is immediately drawn to Edward Sullen, the mysterious and moody vampire who attends her school. Despite warnings from her father, a local sheriff, Becca becomes increasingly obsessed with Edward and the dangerous world he inhabits. 3z5j6i

Along the way, Becca also meets Jacob White, a muscular and shirtless werewolf who becomes her friend and confidant. Jacob is always there to protect Becca from harm, but she can't help but feel torn between him and Edward.

The movie spoofs many iconic scenes from the Twilight series, such as the famous baseball scene, in which the Cullen family plays baseball during a thunderstorm. In Vampires Suck, the Cullens play a ridiculous game of baseball, complete with cheerleaders and rock music.

The movie also pokes fun at the melodramatic dialogue and over-the-top romance of the Twilight series. Edward and Becca have many melodramatic conversations, including one in which Edward explains the dangers of falling in love with a vampire.

The ing cast is also hilarious, including Becca's best friend, who constantly talks about her love for Edward, and the Cullens' creepy cousin, who has a crush on Becca. The movie also features a cameo by Ken Jeong, playing a vampire hunter who is obsessed with Edward and Becca.

One of the funniest scenes in the movie involves a dance-off between Edward and Jacob, set to a remix of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance." The two rivals perform ridiculous dance moves, with Jacob even transforming into a giant CGI wolf at one point.

Despite its silly premise, Vampires Suck does have some poignant moments. Becca struggles with her feelings for Edward and Jacob, and ultimately has to choose between them. The movie also addresses themes of acceptance and tolerance, as the vampires and werewolves learn to live together peacefully in the end.

The extended version of the movie includes even more hilarious scenes and jokes. There are additional musical numbers, including a parody of Bruno Mars' "Grenade" and a hilarious rap performed by Edward and the other vampires.

Overall, Vampires Suck Extended Version is a must-see for anyone who loves a good parody. It's a hilarious take on the Twilight series, with great performances by the lead actors and a talented ing cast. Whether you're a fan of the original films or not, you're sure to find something to laugh about in Vampires Suck.